Harris and Me
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Harris and Me

The book starts out with Me going to Larrson's farm and right away Me knows that this will be an exiting summer.
Me is an eleven year-old city slicker who is going to the Larrson's place for the summer and has a box of "dourty pictures".  Harris is a 9 year-old who smokes,swears,catches mice and likes to fight evil commie jap sows.  Vivian is a cow who hates people around her rear end and when Me walks right up her butt Vivian gives him a kick to the stomach.
Clair is Harris's mom who does most of work on the farm.
Glennis is Harris's sister who's main job through out the story is to smack Harris on the back of the head whenever he smears.
Louie is the dirty farm hand who chues tobaco and and eats pancackes whole in one bite.
Knute is Harris's dad who has no real job throughout the story.
Ernie is a mad rooster who attacks any body Who doesn't see him.
Buzzer is a big fat cat who will attack Harris many times through out the story.
Bill and Bob are two huge horses who are what Louie takes care of the most.